<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153</id><updated>2012-01-21T04:44:33.332-08:00</updated><category term='Introduction'/><category term='God&apos;s Will'/><category term='pareidolia'/><category term='miracle'/><category term='magic'/><category term='God'/><category term='fern'/><category term='Virginia Tech'/><category term='death'/><category term='free will'/><category term='abortion'/><category term='Catholic'/><category term='Illegitimate'/><category term='Moloch'/><category term='mary'/><category term='school shooting'/><category term='tortilla'/><category term='Emilio Gonzales'/><category term='Hell'/><category term='Life after death'/><category term='holidays'/><category term='Bible'/><category term='Phelps'/><category term='massacre'/><category term='Easter Bunny ban'/><category term='ghosts'/><category term='sexuality'/><category term='Lies'/><category term='Easter'/><category term='Jesus'/><category term='Satan'/><category term='Pastor Feelgood'/><category term='Heaven'/><title type='text'>The Feelgood Bible</title><subtitle type='html'>God's Biblical Truth - Like it or not!  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

Pastors Feelgood like to cherry-pick verses to make you feel good, or "interpret" the Bible to say what you want to hear.  Their hope?  That you'll come to more services and donate more dollars to their churches!  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

Isn't God's Truth more important?

Here, the "Feelgood Bible" is exposed for what it is:  Lies of the Devil, steering us from God!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-567963748160495064</id><published>2008-01-10T18:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T22:10:31.100-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heaven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Illegitimate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abortion'/><title type='text'>Abortion:  What WOULD Jesus Do?</title><summary type='text'>This silly story left me wondering . . . what WOULD Jesus do about abortion? Christ Kills Two, Injures Seven In Abortion-Clinic AttackHUNTSVILLE, AL-Jesus Christ, son of God and noted pro-life activist, killed two and critically wounded seven others when He opened fire in the waiting room of a Huntsville abortion clinic Tuesday. .onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/567963748160495064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=567963748160495064' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/567963748160495064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/567963748160495064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/04/abortion-what-would-jesus-do.html' title='Abortion:  What WOULD Jesus Do?'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-2948587128480354048</id><published>2007-06-01T22:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-01T22:27:44.109-07:00</updated><title type='text'>AOL and Switched team up to teach you to steal from the boss</title><summary type='text'>That's right, folks.  The good people -- and I use the term loosely -- at Switched.com have posted Tech Tips for Looking Busy at Work, promoted by AOL to millions on their welcome screen.  Apparently, we're all so worried about saving our jobs from being exported or taken by immigrants, that we need to figure out ways to steal from our employers and avoid working.What's that?  Steal? What is it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/2948587128480354048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=2948587128480354048' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/2948587128480354048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/2948587128480354048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/06/aol-and-switched-team-up-to-teach-you.html' title='AOL and Switched team up to teach you to steal from the boss'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-884313038633719238</id><published>2007-05-21T19:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-21T20:10:23.863-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Emilio Gonzales'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God&apos;s Will'/><title type='text'>Emilio Gonzales:  God Wins (As Usual)</title><summary type='text'>If you've not been following the story, a little boy named Emilio Gonzales in Austin, Texas has been suffering from Leigh's Disease.  This horrific genetic degenerative disorder always ends in death:Leigh's disease is a rare inherited neurometabolic disorder characterized by degeneration of the central nervous system. Leigh's disease can be caused by mutations in mitochondrial DNA or by </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/884313038633719238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=884313038633719238' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/884313038633719238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/884313038633719238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/05/emilio-gonzales-god-wins-as-usual.html' title='Emilio Gonzales:  God Wins (As Usual)'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-2646283216674233296</id><published>2007-04-17T23:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-18T08:21:46.720-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Phelps'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Virginia Tech'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><title type='text'>Fred and Shirley Phelps Can't Get Story Straight on VA Tech</title><summary type='text'>Folks, as correct as Fred Phelps is about God's Scripturally-stated feelings toward homosexuals and witches, he has once again overstepped his bounds as a mere mortal and ascribed motives of his own imagining to God's actions. This time, he has decided that homosexuals aren't involved; God used the killer at Virginia Tech to avenge an alleged attack on Phelps!Have a look at one of his websites at</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/2646283216674233296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=2646283216674233296' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/2646283216674233296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/2646283216674233296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/04/fred-and-shirley-phelps-cant-get-story.html' title='Fred and Shirley Phelps Can&apos;t Get Story Straight on VA Tech'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-7364124038501571638</id><published>2007-04-16T20:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-16T20:44:28.311-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='miracle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='massacre'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school shooting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='free will'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><title type='text'>God's Will:  The Virginia Tech Shootings</title><summary type='text'>Unless you've been under a rock today, you know that a gunman shot and killed 33 people (and wounded 15) at Virginia Tech today before turning his gun on himself. Story with breaking news is here:http://www.roanoke.com/news/nrv/breaking/wb/113294and also here:http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/16/vtech.shooting/index.htmlUpset over being dumped by his girlfriend, this Godless loser (let's face it, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/7364124038501571638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=7364124038501571638' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/7364124038501571638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/7364124038501571638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/04/gods-will-virginia-tech-shootings.html' title='God&apos;s Will:  The Virginia Tech Shootings'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-6923511013296683883</id><published>2007-04-07T22:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-07T22:42:07.141-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easter Bunny ban'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Moloch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Catholic'/><title type='text'>Easter Bunny Banned!!</title><summary type='text'>That's right, folks.  They didn't take direction from me, nor did they take it from God . . . but the folks at the Newport, Rhode Island school district did the Lord's Will without knowing it!Some call Easter Bunny ban hare-brained, but others agreeSaturday, March 24, 2007By Gina Macris, Journal Staff WriterTIVERTON — The ban on the Easter Bunny’s appearance at the middle-school craft fair today </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/6923511013296683883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=6923511013296683883' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/6923511013296683883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/6923511013296683883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/04/easter-bunny-banned.html' title='Easter Bunny Banned!!'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-4212231768838614334</id><published>2007-04-06T19:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-07T17:27:56.999-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Satan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Catholic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><title type='text'>Here Comes Satan Cottontail, Hopping Down the Demon Trail</title><summary type='text'>Chocolate bunnies and colored eggs. Satan's Communion, every Easter Sunday! Will you and your children be participating in demonic rituals celebrating Molech and Baal, or will you turn your eyes to God this year?Easter. For many, it conjures images of a basket-toting rabbit bearing chocolate bunnies. The White House hosts an Easter Egg hunt, as do many churches. What's wrong with that? It's a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/4212231768838614334/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=4212231768838614334' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/4212231768838614334'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/4212231768838614334'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/04/here-comes-satan-cottontail-hopping.html' title='Here Comes Satan Cottontail, Hopping Down the Demon Trail'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-944142610723435829</id><published>2007-04-05T11:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-05T20:53:21.450-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fern'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pareidolia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tortilla'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'>Jesus Sighted in UK!</title><summary type='text'>A 52-year-old gentleman named Martin Gregory is the latest to spot Jesus in an unexpected place. In this case, Jesus was hiding in the roots of his asparagus fern.Gregory says, "It looked so much like His face it took my breath away." He continued, "It has not made me religious. But it could be something supernatural linked to the abbey ruins opposite."Father David Sherratt, of St Michael and All</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/944142610723435829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=944142610723435829' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/944142610723435829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/944142610723435829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/04/jesus-sighted-in-uk.html' title='Jesus Sighted in UK!'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-4860294984253198237</id><published>2007-04-04T19:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T21:53:51.525-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life after death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heaven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pastor Feelgood'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ghosts'/><title type='text'>She's in a better place, my son . . .</title><summary type='text'>A few months ago, I attended the funeral of a friend's grandmother. The Methodist minister, comforting my friend's parents, told them that "She's in a better place now. She's with Jesus."Not according to my Bible!Being at a funeral, I determined it was not an appropriate time to witness God's Truth to the minister (I'll call him Pastor Feelgood, for reasons soon to become apparent). Rather, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/4860294984253198237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=4860294984253198237' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/4860294984253198237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/4860294984253198237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/04/shes-in-better-place-my-son.html' title='She&apos;s in a better place, my son . . .'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8846456341703222153.post-6553772110681405085</id><published>2007-04-04T11:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T20:50:39.743-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heaven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Introduction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><title type='text'>Welcome to The Feelgood Bible!</title><summary type='text'>Feelgood Bible?  What's that all about, you ask?For years, since joining a Bible-believing Charismatic church, I've been increasingly shocked and dismayed by the arrogance of church leaders and nominal Christians everywhere.   What do they do?Cherry-pick verses, like John 3:16a, and portray God and Jesus as some sort of free-love hippies.Interpret God's Word, twisting His Truth to mean what they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/feeds/6553772110681405085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8846456341703222153&amp;postID=6553772110681405085' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/6553772110681405085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8846456341703222153/posts/default/6553772110681405085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://feelgoodbible.blogspot.com/2007/04/welcome.html' title='Welcome to The Feelgood Bible!'/><author><name>Matthew Valk</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
